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<title>All the ASSHOLES</title>
<description><![CDATA[It is amazing that in this 2008 year we have three absolute ridiculous candidates to run our Country. 
What is worse that that is we have Congress "people" who have been in office more than 30 years who haev done absolutley shit. And, no matter who the Pressident is for either 4 or 8 years, they get the "shit".

So, go figure, US Public. You are the assholes. You buy Hillary. You buy Obama and, you buy McCain. You eat it up! Why?

Because you are "entertained" every night buy O'Reilly  and all the other asswholes who could never get a productive job in society. You buy Hannity. You dispise ALAN whatever the hell he is.  
YOU DESERVE these assholes. You deserve Hillary and Bill. You deserve Ted Kennedy, you deserve The "repubs". You deserve the "dems."

Why is it the MOST qualified do not run for office??? I'' tell you why.

THEY are to smart. They won't screw you. They value their family, hobbies, and life more than they value screwing people.

It is no wonder this Country is so screwed up. Anyone can stick anything up you --- and you'll sit back and enjoy it.

This Country has become a joke.

I am a vet.... and if the congress did not get involved in 1967-68, I'd gladly still be dropping Napalm 3 on anyone who was viewed as en enemy.
Dammit. You are either IN or NOT in a War!
George Bush is the only right guy going. 
Bill Clinton Fucked this country and who knows whos else. Why?

He needed a "good" legacy" and you Asshole Demos bought it. You know what? I hate the US as it is.]]></description>
<pubDate>Thu, 15 May 2008 23:28:56 -0400</pubDate>
<link>http://blogdayafternoon.com/articles/08/05/07/9681731/index.html</link>
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<title>post Derby 2008 thoughts</title>
<description><![CDATA[As expected, the monster made his stamp.  The Preakness may have been a walkover even without the mass defections from the Derby field.  El Gato Malo and Kentucky Bear are the only fresh horse threats mentioned so far.  RecapturetheGlory may or may not join the defecters.  Certainly looks like a walkover to me and no doubt a set of fresh suprises await at the Belmont.  I watched the 1973 Belmont from youtube to see how much BB really reminds me of the freak.  I was right about Pyro.  I was wrong about Monba.  Colonel John was tops amongst the sythetic prepsters so I was right about that although we need to see BSF's before closure.  The horses reported to have greats works at CD all finished in the top 6.  Hmm...nice correlation.  I know this as I threw them in my BB atop exotics and just missed.  Denis of Cork did a pseudo-Street Sense imitation going last to 3rd and sneakily on the rail in deep stretch.  CoolCoal Man lunged from the 1-hole to occupy the 2-hole lane and avoid a fallback to avoid turn of the rail in fine fashion.  This caused a slight ripple effect of inside to outside push.  This coupled with the outside speed's inside push resulted in the middle horses all getting the shaft. In hindsight, this scenario should have been obvious.  Duly noted for same future scenario.  Beyond the top 5, the remaining finish positions are generally irrelavent.  It was obvious that the jocks of Z Fortune and a few others let up late when a decent finish was out of reach.  It looks like I was half-right about Prado's jump.  Tale of Ekati faired well from 2 hole and Adriano/Monba were last 2.  Those 2 were both sythetics prepsters also.  The race was marred by the tragic death by euthasation of Eight Belles.  Yet the accusation by PETA against Gabriel Saez is absolutely ludicrous.  My bomber made late board calls as I expected.  The FLYERs followed up the great classic race by advancing in the playoffs!

I believe even stronger now that the triple crown drought will end this year.  I also watched the gut-wrenching loss of the triple crown in 1998 - Real Quiet.  Look for it on YouTube - amazing finish.]]></description>
<pubDate>Thu, 15 May 2008 23:28:57 -0400</pubDate>
<link>http://blogdayafternoon.com/articles/08/05/05/4272683/index.html</link>
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<title>Captain Rod's 2008 Kentucky Derby Analysis</title>
<description><![CDATA[Triple Crown Winner drought to be lifted]]></description>
<pubDate>Thu, 15 May 2008 23:28:58 -0400</pubDate>
<link>http://blogdayafternoon.com/articles/08/05/01/5946159/index.html</link>
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<title>The Nine Commandments</title>
<description><![CDATA[I have no idea what Christians like, what they advocate, or what they stand for. Oh, I know what they're against. They're against abortion, gays, Hollywood, liberals, evolution, Modernism - hell, the Enlightenment for that matter. They can't stand assertive women, interracial dating, provocative clothing and alcohol. I mean, who doesn't like beer? They would rather hang Moses' Ten Commandments on a court house wall than the Sermon on the Mount. Jesus blessed the meek but the Christians don't want that message on a wall. No, sir. They want the old Jew's list of ten things you  can't do. 

If you're going to post a list, how about ten things you're for instead of a bunch of shit you're against.  Nobody needs a list to know you shouldn't bang the neighbor's wife. You wouldn't want him banging your wife, so maybe don't bang his. Christians are downers, man. Here's my list:

The Atheist's Nine Commandments:

1. When you see a puppy, scratch it behind the ears. They like that.
2. Beer is great! If you're buddy's broke. Help him out. Buy the poor guy another beer.
3. It's a good idea to exercise. You'll feel better and you'll look better. 
4. Support artists, artisans and craftsman. They need money for puppies, beer and gym memberships, too.
5. In a market system, there will be winners and losers. It's best for everyone if you help the losers. 
6. If she has a great ass, then, yeah, you ought to stare. 
7. Maybe laugh every once in a while. 
8. Honesty is far more interesting than a lying - far more. 
9. Stick with your team no matter what. Nobody likes a bandwagon fan.]]></description>
<pubDate>Thu, 15 May 2008 23:28:59 -0400</pubDate>
<link>http://blogdayafternoon.com/articles/08/01/23/0913795/index.html</link>
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<title>Puppy theft</title>
<description><![CDATA[State police continue to investigate who may have stolen two English bulldog puppies worth $3,000 in Elizabeth Township nearly a week ago.

The owner of the dogs, Joyce Weaver, of 654 West Brubaker Valley Road, said she had advertised the 9-week-old puppies for sale in Lancaster and Philadelphia newspapers last week.

"Right before I went to work on Monday," Weaver said. "I got a call around 12:29 (p.m.) about the puppies. I told the man where I lived but said we won't be home until 6."

When Weaver got home, she discovered that someone had removed an air-conditioner from the kitchen window at the rear of her house and crawled inside her home.

The mother bulldog, named Baby Doll, had been sprayed in the face and penned in another room in the house, she said, along with her two other dogs, a pair of pugs named Bear and Rosy.

The puppies were gone.
http://local.lancasteronline.com/4/215020]]></description>
<pubDate>Thu, 15 May 2008 23:29:00 -0400</pubDate>
<link>http://blogdayafternoon.com/articles/08/01/14/3190711/index.html</link>
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<title>How SWEEP It Is!</title>
<description><![CDATA[Krazy and I like to say that if the Jets finished 2-14 with a sweep of Miami, then it was a successful season. At 3-9, they came damn close to fulfilling that scenario. Still, our talk was not without merit. The 2007 Jets are alright in my book. They swept the stinkin' fish. 

JETS 40 - fish 13

And now a prediction: In two weeks, Baltimore  travels to Miami. That team never does Jet fans a special. They lost to Miami on Dan Marino night, for chrissakes. If there is one thing Jet fans want for Christmas it's 0-16. That won't happen. Baltimore will choke in Miami and the Dolphins will end a franchise losing streak at 16. While that's pretty sweet, it's not Oh-for-the-season.]]></description>
<pubDate>Thu, 15 May 2008 23:29:02 -0400</pubDate>
<link>http://blogdayafternoon.com/articles/07/12/02/1419820/index.html</link>
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<title>The House of Saud</title>
<description><![CDATA[Everybody knows how much we love the Saudis's oil. That's why everybody's so shocked about the Saudi rape case. A woman got raped so the Saudis are going to punish her with prison and lashes. The Bush administration is so shocked it can't find the necessary words to condemn them. They're treating it like an abomination and not so much par for the course. Let's look at other abominations after the jump]]></description>
<pubDate>Thu, 15 May 2008 23:29:03 -0400</pubDate>
<link>http://blogdayafternoon.com/articles/07/11/27/9231656/index.html</link>
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<title>Mythical Elections</title>
<description><![CDATA[According to a new Zogby poll, Hillary loses a pretend Presidential matchup against every major Republican candidate. Obama and Edwards, on the other hand, win nearly every matchup. Guess who the Democrats will nominate?]]></description>
<pubDate>Thu, 15 May 2008 23:29:03 -0400</pubDate>
<link>http://blogdayafternoon.com/articles/07/11/27/8231932/index.html</link>
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<title>Birthday Boy</title>
<description><![CDATA[Happy Birthday Wanda June Limey Jones]]></description>
<pubDate>Thu, 15 May 2008 23:29:04 -0400</pubDate>
<link>http://blogdayafternoon.com/articles/07/11/26/2381694/index.html</link>
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<title>This Bloody War</title>
<description><![CDATA[We are engaged in a great battle for civilization. Soldiers fight a few thousand islamofascists whom Rick Santorum attributes with the capacity to destroy "everything that we believe in" while conservatives battle libtards at home. Islamists want to destroy our divergent set of beliefs, but liberals want to destroy America one abortion at a time. Soldiers fight the enemy with deadly weapons while conservatives make speeches and post shit on the Internets. 

It is a collaborative effort, really. As Marines dodge IEDs in Baghdad, Mitt Romney's kids serve America by working on Dad's campaign. Libtards raised a stink when Romney compared riding campaign buses with patrolling bomb-infested roads but they hate America. Booking halls and arguing on blogs is totes violent. Neoconservative patriarch and 9ui11ani adviser Norman Podhoretz characterized the domestic conflict in his new "book" World War IV. In that "work" Podhoretz described the dispute between opponents and supporters of the Second Bush War as "no less bloody than the one being fought by our troops in the Middle East," indeed as "nothing less than a kind of civil war."

Remember that, people, the next time you comment on this blog]]></description>
<pubDate>Thu, 15 May 2008 23:29:05 -0400</pubDate>
<link>http://blogdayafternoon.com/articles/07/11/25/6305019/index.html</link>
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