Cap'n Jeff Will Get You High - Sports Posted by Jeff (Saturday May 17 2008 @ 10:42AM EDT)

If Big Brown loses, then so do I; he's atop of all my wagers. There. I just used a semicolon like an uppity Obama voter. Imagine that. After several hours of laborious thought, I've reached this conclusion: George W. Bush is the worst. president. ever. At the same time I was able to determine this: There are five horses that can finish second. I bundled each with Big Brown and picked two TRIs: $6.00 EXA 7/1,2,8,10,11 $4.00 WIN 7 (souvenir) $4.00 TRI 7/8/11 $4.00 TRI 7/11/8 (pussy-box just in case) So there you go, babies. I've posted my long-range financial plan. Bet it and win tens of dollars. Horses are reliable, aren't they? What could possibly go wrong? Oh, and babies, one more thing. Whatever you do, don't do this. Don't type "Big Brown" in Google images while you're at work...

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By johnc (Saturday May 17 2008 @ 08:16PM EDT)

A glorius weather day at the Preakness. The monster was awesome. Not a good day at the windows. This is the best triple crown chance I have seen. Better than Smart Jones, Funny Cide, Alysheba, Sunday Silence, Real Quiet... All missed in the 3rd leg.

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By Cap'n Jeff Will Get You High (Monday May 19 2008 @ 05:30PM EDT)

Bam! 7-1 hit and paid $36.60 x times three. That's a cool $109.80 in the coffers. At this rate I should be able to retire sometime around 20-never...

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