White Guys Can Kick - Sports Posted by Jeff (Monday September 25 2006 @ 11:31PM EDT)

You know what I hate? I mean besides George Bush, bratty kids, Rick Santorum and the guy who left a plunger in the toilet? I hate kickers. A football game is contested between two teams of exceptional athletes yet the outcome is frequently decided by a scrawny little white guy. When the kicker walks on the field the happiest I can be is not pissed. If you see the kicker it means your team messed up. They fell short of the endzone so now the god damn kicker is on the field. I hate kickers. The best he can do is not fsck up. If he splits the uprights, it's like BFD. You kicked a ball between two pipes - who cares? The ensuing applause isn't for the kicker. It's a consolatory sentiment for the home team. "Oh, well, at least we got some points." Now let's say it's one of those rare occasions where he makes a big kick and you're actually pretty pleased. "Okay, okay. I guess the kicker isn't a complete asshole." Right about that time - right when you're feeling good about him, he's guaranteed to duff a kick and leave the opposition at midfield with 2:23 remaining. I hate kickers...

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By Spaniard (Wednesday September 27 2006 @ 09:09AM EDT)

I'd like to see you kick a ball between the uprights from the 35 yd line with a bunch of 200 lb guys running straight at you. So, yeah it is a BFD.

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By Jeff (Wednesday September 27 2006 @ 10:54AM EDT)

Terrell Owens can't even commit suicide properly. The police report.

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