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The Siren Song of Hairy Man-Ass - Blog Day Afternoon
Posted by Jeff (Monday August 15 2005 @ 09:17PM EDT)
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 Do you know those bars where all the guys dress like bikers even though none of them owns a motorcycle? Now I'm now one of them. Mind you it was a momentary lapse and an innocent mistake. I was warned of the siren song of hairy man-ass but did I listen? No! You can tend your business one day and then be melon balling the next. It's that simple! Listen kids, if you don't pray to Jesus Christ each and every day for strength - pow! You can wind up just like me.
If you're a regular BDA reader, then you know we're rebuilding our deck. I've been sweating in the hot sun for a couple weeks now. As each day progresses, my tools scatter all over the deck. Last Saturday I meticulously placed a railing beam with one hand as I prepared to mark it with the other. "FSCKIN'-A! Where's my god damn pen?!?!?" I tossed the board down and headed toward my car. "Where are you going?" my wife asked. When the siren song of hairy man ass grabs you, words don't come easy. "Home Despot," is all I could say as I sped away from the house.
Now I'm one of those guys who wears a tool belt even though I'm not a construction worker. The deck rail went up to the tune of YMCA. For some reason, I want to join the navy. Damn you Siren Song! Here's the thing: the tool belt hikes my shorts down below the vertical smile. If nothing else, my tools are all accounted for and I've solved the mystery of construction crack. (Hint: the tool belt is heavy.)
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By MattC (Tuesday August 16 2005 @ 11:05AM EDT)
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Watch what you write about poodles.Look into the eyes of a killer:
and just try and control your fear...
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By Greg (Tuesday August 16 2005 @ 04:56PM EDT)
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Did anybody watch Pam Anderson's roast on comedy central last night? Nice shirt, even if the stuff below was plastic :)
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By Ms. Q (Thursday August 18 2005 @ 09:13PM EDT)
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Many times as the GeoGiant is doing doing his work around the house, I BEG him to put on the tool belt. Are you kidding me? It's hot!!!
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By Anonymous (Friday August 19 2005 @ 10:20AM EDT)
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Mister Q: I suppose you also like guys in biker wear with handle-bar mustaches who walk poodles with jewel-encrusted leather leashes.
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By Ms. Q (Sunday August 21 2005 @ 11:22AM EDT)
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Hey Dumb ass, it's MS. Q not Mister
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By Anonymous (Monday August 22 2005 @ 07:43AM EDT)
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So your a fag hag, huh? I figured
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By Ms Q (Tuesday August 23 2005 @ 01:44PM EDT)
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I am sure GeoGiant will appreciate your sense of humor
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Enlighten me, Marge
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The most formidable weapon against errors of any kind is reason.
-- Thomas Paine
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We Did Our Job!
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