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This Guy Is Nuckin' Futs! - Santorum Watch
Posted by Jeff (Wednesday April 20 2005 @ 09:31PM EDT)
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Rick Santorum named his fourth child Gabriel Michael because one archangel isn't enough to sustain an uber Christian-Republican lifestyle. Unfortunately, Gabriel Michael was miscarriaged before he was old enough to start working on his daddy's monstrous federal deficit. After the ill-fated incident, the Santorums scratched "fetus" off the hospital form and replaced it with "20-week-old baby." After that bit of doctor's form doctoring, they left the hospital and took the dead fetus with them!
He and [his phag hag] Karen brought Gabriel's body home so their children could "absorb and understand that they had a brother," Santorum says. "We wanted them to see that he was real," not an abstraction, he says.
There's a string of psychiatrist bills waiting to happen. The Santorums actually brought a dead fetus home for their non-fetal children to play with. They posed it for pictures and sang lullabies in it's ear. [Phag Hag] Karen Santorum continues to write it letters which she saves in a scrap book for ... [sigh] ... the dead fetus.
"When the partial-birth abortion vote comes to the floor of the U.S. Senate for the third time," Karen writes to Gabriel, "your daddy needs to proclaim God's message for life with even more strength and devotion to the cause."
Yeah, if not for all these activist abortionists, Gabriel would have ... er, I don't know. Sometimes it's lonely in the reality-based community. These people lost me years ago.
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Enlighten me, Marge
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The most formidable weapon against errors of any kind is reason.
-- Thomas Paine
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We Did Our Job!
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