Jesus Land - Nutters Posted by Jeff (Sunday November 07 2004 @ 08:49PM EST)

(sung to the tune of Dixie) Oh, I wish I was at a NASCAR event Or nailin' Jews to my back fence Hate the gays! Kneel and pray! End of Days! Jesus Land My mama tol' me 'twas an act of sin To jerk one off or drink some gin Hate the gays! Kneel and pray! End of Days! Jesus Land [chorus] Oh, I wish I was in Jesus! No gay! Parades! In Jesus Land the Lord commands, "Convert a Jew to Jesus!" [Hurrah no gay parades down south in Jesus] Ol' Pastor Billy is handlin' snakes To cleanse our sins and bad mistakes Hate the gays! Kneel and pray! End of Days! Jesus Land I send my money to the P.T.L. 'Cos those who don't'll burn in hell. Hate the gays! Kneel and pray! End of Days! Jesus Land [chorus] Excitement mounts 'cos today's the day For my weddin' to cousin May Hate the gays! Kneel and pray! End of Days! Jesus Land With guns a firin' and banjos pickin' We'll "Hee Haw!" 'n' really kick it! Hate the gays! Kneel and pray! End of Days! Jesus Land [chorus]

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By Will is Right (Sunday November 07 2004 @ 10:34PM EST)

One Adam 12, see the man. He's falling apart. Try Zoloft. It really takes the hard edges off. Peace!

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By Funkman (Monday November 08 2004 @ 07:07AM EST) Doesn't marijuana do that too? Oops - thats illegal. [ reply | parent ]

By Jeff (Monday November 08 2004 @ 07:15AM EST) Anything that's illegal is also immoral in George W. Bush's America. Now repent for suggesting I break one of the Annointed One's earthly commandments... [ reply | parent ]

By Funkman (Monday November 08 2004 @ 07:45AM EST) I thought it was the opposite. Anything which is immoral shall be illegal. That way you can decide what is immoral and easily change how legal things are. [ reply | parent ]

By Anonymous (Monday November 08 2004 @ 06:25AM EST)

BEIRUT -- Prominent Saudi religious scholars urged Iraqis to support militants waging holy war against the U.S.-led coalition forces as American troops prepared Saturday for a major assault on the insurgent hotbed of Fallujah.

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By GeoGiant (Monday November 08 2004 @ 07:38AM EST)

Very Lenny Bruce.

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By Mattc (Monday November 08 2004 @ 09:22AM EST)

I regret my vote last Tuesday. I should have voted Guns and Dope.

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By Tim (Tuesday November 16 2004 @ 02:16PM EST)

God bless America and our President. Deal with the fact that Bush is president because 51% OF Americans appreciate law and order and good ethical leadership. Don't just tease me and say you commie liberals are leaving the country - really do it this time. And take Barbara and the rest of the uneducated Hollywood elite with you. And don't let the door hit you where the Lord split you! Amen from Jesus Land!!!

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By Jeff (Saturday November 20 2004 @ 09:25PM EST) Good ethical leadership? His Royal Highness - really, if his record doesn't get you thrown out of office, what does? - George W. Bush and his administration have fabricated a war that had nothing to do with national defense, buried another generation in debt, outed a CIA operative because her husband was viewed unfavorably and redefined polution at the expense the environment to the favor of big business. You have a strange sense of ethics, my son. [ reply | parent ]

By Carolyn (Wednesday November 16 2005 @ 06:53PM EST) Hmmm. If all the liberal elite left, and Jesusland could run its mulleted self into the ground unhindered... And really, who's calling who uneducated? [ reply | parent ]

By Soviet Russia (Sunday December 12 2004 @ 09:04PM EST)

lol inter-politics.

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