Holy Wars - Blog Day Afternoon Posted by Jeff (Wednesday June 09 2004 @ 06:48AM EDT)

One of the great measures of a religion is how it treats its women. In this supposedly Christian nation, we are frequently subjected to scantilly clad women with deep cleavage designed to lure us into an unholy world of primal lust. Be humble unto the Lord, my friends, and do not ogle their perky, inviting, sensual breasts for that is the path to eternal damnation. Unfortunately Islam is ahead of Western Christian nations in regard to its treatment of women. Middle Eastern men toss a sheet upon their wives and daughters. They are not tempted by the unholy siren of lust. They are not reminded of their inadequacies. In Western countries ugly men are seen with ugly wives. An unattractive wife reflects poorly on her husband. When a Muslim man acquaints his wife to other Muslim men, it is not an ugly woman he introduces but a sheet. Praise Jesus! -- there are good Christians who understand the need to cover women from head to toe. Meet the fine folks at Modest Apparel USA. Their dresses will cover up those unsightly fat bulges and their undergarments will eliminate all sex appeal. While Modest Apparel has a complete line of clothing designed to eradicate sexuality, its new summer line does have a serious shortcoming. A woman's face can be sensual, too. I inquired in an effort to close this loophole. Dear Modest Apparel, I was wondering if you offer any apparel that covers a woman's head and face. Perhaps a wide brimmed hat and veil? I couldn't see anything like that in your online catalog. In Christ, Jeff

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By MattC (Thursday June 10 2004 @ 09:00AM EDT)

You know, if you would take them in tie-dye or patchwork, dresses of this style are available in the parking lot of a The Dead or Phish concert.

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By The Pragmatist (Thursday June 10 2004 @ 09:32AM EDT) True. But my motivation for attending Dead shows in the early 90s -- besides the grilled cheese and refreshments -- was the swarms of young women in baby-doll dresses swaying in the breeze. If the majority of women had been attired as above, albeit more colorfully, I don't think I would have returned as often. [ reply | parent ]

By MattC (Thursday June 10 2004 @ 10:52AM EDT) Yes thankfully not all were clad in the Modest Hippy-Wear. But wasn't it about the MUSIC?!?!?!?!? Even when Bobby forgot the words and Jerry flubbed a solo? [ reply | parent ]

By The Pragmatist (Thursday June 10 2004 @ 04:50PM EDT) Yes, the music too. I liked never knowing where it was going cept for the foreshading notes, but many times they were only a tease. [ reply | parent ]

By William T. (Thursday June 10 2004 @ 10:44AM EDT)

The girl in the white dress is HOT! She'd be perfect for Will-Is-Wrong.

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By Anonymous (Thursday June 10 2004 @ 10:46AM EDT)

jeff so your wife is ugly? I guess you are not getting laid anytime soon. unless of course you put a bag over her face.

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By Jeff (Thursday June 10 2004 @ 10:49AM EDT) My wife is hot. She works out daily. She's a regular reader of this blog and she can probably kick your ass. [ reply | parent ]

By Anonymous (Thursday June 10 2004 @ 01:14PM EDT) In Western countries ugly men are seen with ugly wives. An unattractive wife reflects poorly on her husband. I think you can understand my confusion about your wifes prettyness. One question about your college days (if you went, since it is hard to tell with this unintellegent blog site). You never f---ed a women ugly enough to warrant a bag? Never mind you were probably to drunk or high to care. [ reply | parent ]

By Miss Ginger (Thursday June 10 2004 @ 01:16PM EDT) and you, sir, were perhaps too drunk or high to know the difference between "to" and "too". Settle down, now. [ reply | parent ]

By Jeff (Thursday June 10 2004 @ 01:36PM EDT) My girlfriend at the time would have probably frowned on that... [ reply | parent ]

By MattC (Thursday June 10 2004 @ 04:32PM EDT) It is a standard rule of the Internet that if you are flaming someone you ought to at least do it using proper grammar, else you look like a gigantic ass. Try to learn the difference between "to" and "too", and the use of an apostrophe for possessive forms of nouns. [ reply | parent ]

By William T. (Thursday June 10 2004 @ 04:38PM EDT) While you're at it, he botched 'unintelligent' and 'prettiness.' [ reply | parent ]

By Miss Ginger (Thursday June 10 2004 @ 01:11PM EDT) Piss off Cher, pay the price, darlin' one. [ reply | parent ]

By Miss Ginger (Thursday June 10 2004 @ 01:14PM EDT)

Jeff, you should check out the company logo for the Fundamental's 500 site (http://fundamentaltop500.com/)(check the bottom of the page), is that some guy whoopin' ass? Damn, quite a swing he's got. Pun? Persmaps.

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By Jeff (Thursday June 10 2004 @ 01:21PM EDT) If you don't come 'round to Jesus on your own initiative, they have other methods over at Fundamental 500. (BTW: This site is now number 76 on the Christian Top 1000. Can I get an "amen.") [ reply | parent ]

By Cher (Thursday June 10 2004 @ 01:27PM EDT) Damn! It sure looks like some guy whoopin' ass. Either that or playing spoons. Who knows with those people. Many thanks for the props, Miss Ginger. [ reply | parent ]

By Jeff (Thursday June 10 2004 @ 03:50PM EDT)

mmmmmm weissbier.

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By MattC (Thursday June 10 2004 @ 05:00PM EDT) There is NO excuse for an animated gif. Almost as bad as this text. [ reply | parent ]

By KRAZY (Thursday June 10 2004 @ 04:51PM EDT)

I could use a weisbier about now. I plan to have a few Pauliner's tonite. However if I was forced to have few monk's I would not complain better yet Amish 4 grain! I imagine most men and women find the opposite sex more attractive the more f*cked up they get. But seriously to answer the topic above I am attracted to women who are really nice people. Just like most of you above I had my time of getting laid just for the fun of it, over time it became boring. The person I fell in love with and married is a great friend, a person I care about and she means the world to me. I plan to grow old with her and frankly the older I get the less I care about her looks and I even care less about my own looks. So who really cares what we wear. I would actually prefer to wear as little clothing as possible.

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By Day Tripper (Friday August 06 2004 @ 01:04PM EDT)

hello all?

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