March 20, 2003 - Week In Review Posted by Jeff (Wednesday March 17 2004 @ 09:53PM EST)

When John Kerry announced that he had the support of several foreign leaders, President Cheney demanded that he provide names so that they could be added to the Shit List. The Democrat declined saying "It's none of their business." While Kerry refused to name names, my sources tell me it's Mayor McCheese and King Midas. Since he took office in early 2001, President Bush has watched 3.2 million jobs disappear. Because he's been taking political heat for presiding over large scale job loss, he decided to something about it. Since no Bush ever created a single job, the President decided to start losing Spanish jobs instead. A distant planet was discovered in our solar system this week. "Sedna" is more than 8 billion years from earth. The Sun appears so small to Sednans that they could block it out with the head of a pin. Upon learning of the discovery, the nation's creationists quickly huddled and reached a conclusion: "Yep, this one is 6000 years old, too." Fat Fuck from the FCC The fucking FCC fucking decided to fucking fine Howard fucking Stern for using the fucking F-word this week. The fucking FCC ruled that since Bono used the fucking F-word as an adjective and not in a sexual context, it was profane but a penalty was not imposed. Howard Stern, on the other hand, was fined for using the F-word as an outspoken critic of the Bush administration. J.J. Jackson (1942-2004) "I was at home, I actually got a call from Martha Quinn," Mark Goodman said Thursday from his home in Los Angeles. "I almost couldn't understand what she was saying, she was so upset."

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By Jeff (Friday March 19 2004 @ 08:20AM EST)

BREAKING NEWS: Will is Right was seen leaving the Passion of the Christ with his wife, Melissa.

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By Jeff (Friday March 19 2004 @ 04:24PM EST)

If Nutters ruled the world: Little Soldiers of the Kulturkampf Obedience is listening attentively, Obedience will take instructions joyfully, Obedience heeds wishes of authorities, Obedience will follow orders instantly. For when I am busy at my work or play, And someone calls my name, I'll answer right away! I'll be ready with a smile to go the extra mile As soon as I can say "Yes, sir!" "Yes ma'am!" Hup, two, three!

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By Will is Right (Friday March 19 2004 @ 06:09PM EST)

If John Kerry had gone to "character class", he might not have called a secret service member an "expletive deleted" for making him fall-down-go-boom on the ever so cool slopes. The same secret service member who has sworn to take a bullet for him (not that anyone would ever try).

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By Funkman (Friday March 19 2004 @ 09:23PM EST)

For those curious, here is the only source I could find to Kerry's "misbehavior."

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By Will is Right (Friday March 19 2004 @ 10:01PM EST)

Actually your Funkness, it was in the NY Times (no conservative rag, that).

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By Jeff (Friday March 19 2004 @ 11:25PM EST) Really? [ reply | parent ]

By Will is Right (Saturday March 20 2004 @ 12:25AM EST) Jeff, I can't believe that you doubt me. Aren't you a subscriber to the Times, or do you get all of your political information from google? http://www.nytimes.com/2004/03/19/politics/campaign/19KERR.html [ reply | parent ]

By Jeff (Saturday March 20 2004 @ 06:13AM EST) Kerry's not a real snow boarder. A real snow boarder would have been sitting on his ass in the middle of the fscking slope. The secret serviceman would have likely run into him, but he wouldn't have had the opportunity to cut him off. [ reply | parent ]

By Funkman (Saturday March 20 2004 @ 12:47PM EST) Someone must have hacked into the Times and added that quote because such a liberal paper would *never* print something that would make the liberal look bad. [ reply | parent ]

By Will is Right (Saturday March 20 2004 @ 01:07PM EST) Maybe it was Jason Blair. [ reply | parent ]

By Will is Right (Saturday March 20 2004 @ 01:09PM EST) Oh and you're right funky, the Times couldn't possibly be a liberal rag. Every time I see, "All the news that's fit to print," I chuckle. [ reply | parent ]

By Jeff (Saturday March 20 2004 @ 02:52PM EST) Haven't you learned anything from Thursday's column? Ad hominem demonstrates flawed logic. Certainly you can attack what the Times reports, but you gain little from direct attacks on that newspaper. [ reply | parent ]

By JMac (Saturday March 20 2004 @ 05:47PM EST)

Jeff, Bush took over an economy that had started to recede. Soon thereafter, we had our trade towers destroyed. Just to add a bit of fun to the mix, the lies of Enron, WorldCom, and so on, which by the way pumped up Clinton's economic statistics, are suddenly revealed, causing the stock market to fall even farther. How could we have not lost jobs?

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By JMac (Saturday March 20 2004 @ 05:49PM EST)

Almost forgot, I've had several world leaders tell me that my writings are the most brilliant things they have ever heard, so you had best listen.

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By Jeff (Sunday March 21 2004 @ 12:01AM EST) In response to economic indicators that you didn't bother to cite, Bush decided to drive up debt in order to make interest payments a larger portion of the Federal budget. Then in response to the Trade Towers attack, he amassed most of the United States forces against the one guy who had nothing to do with it. With regard to the companies you named, I agree that Bush's major campaign contributors have been a general detriment. BTW: Snide attacks on Kerry move me only when they're funny. The only thing I like about the man from Massachusetts is this: His name is not Bush. [ reply | parent ]

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