10 Worst Albums Of All Time - Blog Day Afternoon Posted by Jeff (Wednesday March 10 2004 @ 08:47PM EST)

10. A lot of people like Pink Floyd; I don't. I don't like their lyrics, their songs, their music or their name. Frankly, I don't like this album cover either. 9. In 1978, Aerosmith's Toys In The Attic would have made my top ten list. The worst thing that ever happened to this band was sobriety. Once the party stopped, the songs became redundant, the lyrics became annoying and Steven Tyler became butt ugly. Wait. Who's drug consumption was I talking about? 8. Nineteen seventy-eight had to be the worst year in rock-n-roll history and the brothers Gibb were a big part of that. This album could have easily topped this list, but it has a saving grace: It helped ruin the careers of Peter Frampton, the Bee Gees, Earth Wind and Fire, Jeff Beck and Billy Preston. That has to count for something... 7. If Huey Lewis and the News would have wallowed in obscurity where they belonged, then Fore! would not be worth mention. This album sucked as much as its predecessor but it makes the list because it helped extend the Huey Lewis jock-rock experience by another year. I hate myself for writing this list and dredging these no-talent squares off the gutter of distant memory. 6. Styx were worse in the 1980s than they were good in the 1970s. During the latter decade, they left a taste so foul that my nose hairs curl at the very mention of them. Their best album was Man of Miracles This was there worse. The former just doesn't absolve the latter. 5. This album makes the list for one reason: "Celebration." Jesus H. Christ if I ever hear that annoyance again I'm going on a five-state killing spree. If only we could have exerienced nuclear holocaust in 1979. The world would have been spared this "party favorite." 4. I really hate myself for drudging up Air Supply from the trash dump of rock-n-roll history. I don't know how many people they had to blow in order to pollute FM radio with this crap. I was just glad when their jaws collectively wore out.... 3. To this day, I'm not sure if the lead singer was a girl or a guy. Apparently smashing yourself in the nuts with a ball peen hammer was popular in the 1970s. My current goal in life: NEVER LISTEN TO SUPERTRAMP AGAIN! 2. In high school, a girl named Jennine had a crush on my friend Eric. He didn't reciprocate because she was pretty much not attractive to men. In order to win his affection, she played "I meant, every word I said, when I said that I loved you, I meant that I loved you forever..." on the juke box EVERY SINGLE FUCKING DAY AT LUNCH. Not only was she ugly, but she was stupid, too. 1. If you have to ask why this is the worst album of all time, then there is little point in me explaining it...

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By doctordoug (Thursday March 11 2004 @ 07:38AM EST)

What!!!, No Michael Jackson???

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By Jeff (Thursday March 11 2004 @ 09:13AM EST) Patience. When I publisht the 10 Ten Pedophiles, he'll make the cut... [ reply | parent ]

By kimmy (Thursday June 22 2006 @ 03:26PM EDT) michael jackson ahhhhhhh he's a ass licker [ reply | parent ]

By Suzi H (Thursday March 11 2004 @ 10:49AM EST)

I'm with ya on the "Celebration" song. I hate that song. I don't understand how it STILL gets people out on the dance floor.

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By Cher (Thursday March 11 2004 @ 11:52AM EST) Celebration is a wedding standard along with the Chicken Dance and a few numbers by Kenny G. [ reply | parent ]

By Jeff (Thursday March 11 2004 @ 01:12PM EST) Kenny G. didn't make the list only because I forgot he existed... [ reply | parent ]

By Miss Ginger (Saturday March 13 2004 @ 07:07AM EST)

Thank you for bringing back those 'wonderful' moments from the 70's roller rinks. Gahhhhh. The "Lost in Love" couples dances, the hand clapping and backwards-skating to "Celebration", and that weird finger pointing dance for "You should be dancin'". Miss Ginger + Yellow fake fur covered roller skates + 1978 red satin pants = Sister Sledge. You forgot Sister Sledge. They were family, you know. For your viewing pleasure, I proffer: http://www.cenedella.com/stone/archives/000302.html

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By Jeff (Saturday March 13 2004 @ 05:09PM EST) /me clicks Ginger's link and watches his jaw drop to the floor: A topless Orleans, "Let Me Touch Him", Devastin' Dave and Tino bring a lot of flamboyancy to the table if you know what I mean. But here's the all-time worst: BTW: I thought about including Sister Sledge but I just couldn't as they cheesed off the GeoGiant back in '79 and that has to account for something. [ reply | parent ]

By Miss Ginger (Sunday March 14 2004 @ 10:24AM EST) Think about it, who was sitting around the table saying "No, I know what we need! We'll stand around with no shirts on, hugging each other! Yeah, we ARE 'Still the One'!" "The Brailettes" and "Julie's Sixteenth Birthday" are right there with the classics. *shuddering* [ reply | parent ]

By Jeff (Sunday March 14 2004 @ 10:35AM EST) Think about this: What record company official said, "You know what this album cover really needs? A picture of Millie Jackson taking a dump." [ reply | parent ]

By raquel (Tuesday July 20 2004 @ 02:26AM EDT)

dark side of the moon is best of all time, and definetly not in the ten worst, and breakfast in america definetly shouldnt be on this list. save those spots for the likes of todays "punk" music

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By Brad (Saturday June 11 2005 @ 12:49AM EDT)

Hey I just wanted to let you know that you fucking suck. You have shitty taste and bad writing style. Your top ten worst album list is the worst list of any kinda I have ever seen anywhere, even worse than like a +grocery list. This is one of the worst ten blogs I have ever read. I hate you.

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By ALEXANDER ARENCIBIA (Saturday October 15 2005 @ 04:33PM EDT)

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By kimmy (Thursday June 22 2006 @ 03:24PM EDT) when bitches i fuckin hate u ass lickers u dump shit!!!! u wasteful bastard LOSERS [ reply | parent ]

By jordaine chin (Thursday June 22 2006 @ 03:30PM EDT) hey tak dat pic away from ma face wat da fukin hell she lok so fukin shit MAN millie jackson i hate ur fukin brotha [ reply | parent ]

By ALEXANDER ARENCIBIA (Saturday October 15 2005 @ 04:55PM EDT)

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By ALEXANDER ARENCIBIA (Saturday October 15 2005 @ 04:59PM EDT)

HI, IM YHE GAYEST BITCH EVER!

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By LIL ASS SUCKER (Saturday October 15 2005 @ 05:04PM EDT)

I SUCK WRINKEL HAIRY ASS BALLS IN THE MILKY ASS!!!!!!!!!!I TRIED GETTING GAY REAL BAD ASSES LIKE WITH MICHEAL JAKSON,HAAHAAA.SUCK BALLS YOU OVER SIZED GAY SHIT LICKERS.IM GETTING HORNY JUST THINKING OF IT.

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By SHIT LICKER (Saturday October 15 2005 @ 05:05PM EDT)

ASS SUCKERS

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By Hugo Chavez (Thursday April 20 2006 @ 07:13PM EDT)

This is probably the worst "worst albums of all time" list I've ever seen. Congrats. You made a list just like these albums.

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By lisa (Thursday June 22 2006 @ 03:33PM EDT)

y wont u jus show ur fukin stinki ass n get a man 2 hav sex wit u!!!!! booooooooooo

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