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Fat Chicks - Fat People
Posted by Jeff (Monday January 26 2004 @ 11:08PM EST)
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On Friday, we covered economic costs associated with the obesity epidemic: 75 billion dollars. Last year over half that sum was bankrolled by the American taxpayer; your share was $175.00. What we didn't report was this: It's damn hard to find a picture of a fat chick without a masculine sex organ crammed in her mouth.
Pr0n has long catered elusive fantasy. It features smokin' hot chicks who are beyond the means of pimply-faced adolescents or hunch-backed older men. It depicts fetish beyond the realm of everyday encounter. I've never met a team of cheer leaders that wanted to finance a trip to Dallas with naugty hijinks. That's not to say that I won't be asked to help fund such an excursion, but frankly I'd prefer not to rue urination. Which is the point really, pr0n is sexual fantasy without all that inconvenient reality. So if you're going to buy elusive fantasy, why would you pay for fat chicks?
One site encountered in quest for Blog Day illustration was called Big-n-plump. The site warned you, "Grab a towell and unzip your pants. You won't have time after you get inside!" Trust me I saw the teaser, Big-n-plump should hand out barf bags. These girls weren't just overweight, their fat was fat. I hate to say it, but roll her in flour and aim for the wet spot.
Some guys say that. It's their job description. They bang tubbers in order get through life on the labor of fat chicks. Scrubs know they can play the fool with the fat chick. They can drink all night with their buddies and then yell at her for not having breakfast ready as they come in the door. The kind of girls in this situation stop sobbing and make breakfast. It's easier than losing weight.
The neighbor next door doesn't work. Yet he has a car and a nice place to live. He comes and goes as he likes; except when it snows, then he waits for his woman to dig out his car. She's fat and he's a deadbeat. When she's at work, I doubt he's perusing the pages of Big-n-plump. I mean, that's what he does for a living.
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Undoubtedly, some of you have googled this site in order to fulfill a fat chick fetish. For those of you who meet that description, Blog Day Afternoon presents:
Fat chick in a thong
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By mark (Thursday August 19 2004 @ 02:40PM EDT)
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Jeff you have to remember fat people have feelings too. Oh Wait I don't care about their feelings. Great article!
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By Days of the New (Thursday August 19 2004 @ 08:03PM EDT)
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Too funny! Oh Murrr-derrrr! i was actually looking for local zines, and found your site. I'm glad to know there are a few of us in the world with some wit about our harsh reality. Unfortunately I have seen your all too haunting tale of woe here in my hometown, but on the otherhand, I've also seen a few goddess figured women kick out the leach ass deadbeat guy, too. I prefer my North Coast CA utopian bubble to the rest of the planet. For now anyway....lots of delightful coeds to keep one busy!
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By Fat Grrl (Saturday March 05 2005 @ 06:56PM EST)
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Any guy ever did any of that shit to me, not working and expecting me to support him and/or yelling at me because his drunk ass comes home at 5 in the morning wanting breakfast or demanding that I pay for his keep and that he wanted me to dig his car out of snow et cetera, he'd be begging for quarters on the street because he'd find himself kicked in the balls as he flew out the door onto his ass. I do not have such low self-esteem or need a man so bad that I am willing to be someone's abusee.
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By Fat Grrl (Sunday March 06 2005 @ 10:28PM EST)
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Too fat to be a Barbie doll, not fat enough to take shit from men. Anyway I am a big girl, not a fat chick, thanks.
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By A cowad with low self esteem (Monday June 27 2005 @ 12:25PM EDT)
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I'll admit in a heartbeat that I have a *huge*(no pun intended) big girl fetish, but then I'll completely agree that most of what is out on the internet is frightening. My wife is no small woman (when we met she was 5 inches shorter than me and twice my weight) and I've always dated 'fat chicks' because I really didn't feel like I had a chance otherwise. I encourage her to lose weight (which has been working) but I was wondering if anyone had any good arguments or suggestions for bringing it up without sounding like a total ass. I'm not really good with words (as you've all probably figured out).
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By Chelsey (Monday July 10 2006 @ 04:47PM EDT)
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I have no problem with bigger women. Problems occur when the extremely huge chicks have an identity crissis thinking that they are a size two Britney Spears... When I go to Wall-Mart my main intention was not to stiffle my gag reflex, I want to buy something and get out, not be scared for life. The only place I want to see rolls is in the bakery section.
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By ~PORNSTAR~ (Sunday October 08 2006 @ 12:27AM EDT)
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Well boys, I dont think we should diss fat chicks but i think fat girls are kinda gross. But any man who is willing to go out with one is fucking HOTT! I weigh 90 pounds and i am 5'1. my lowest weight has been 70, but thats when my boyfriend at the time said i was a fatt ass. when my bigger friends try to pull off some of the outfits i wear it is hillarious! I just wanted to share my oppion.
xoxo,
Emily
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By Mojo Rising (Sunday December 17 2006 @ 12:34AM EST)
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hey im a big girl i am 5'11 and weigh 220 is that too fat would anybody fuck me or should i die now?
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By Scary Hippie (Monday March 31 2008 @ 11:50AM EDT)
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well shoot i dont think im dat big cuz im 5''11 and 220 and cute
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By Metal Head (Monday March 31 2008 @ 11:50AM EDT)
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well shoot i dont think im dat big cuz im 5''11 and 220 and cute
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By Metal Head (Monday March 31 2008 @ 11:50AM EDT)
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well shoot i dont think im dat big cuz im 5''11 and 220 and cute
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