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  • General The Roman God Of War - General
    Posted by Jeff (Tuesday January 06 2004 @ 06:33PM EST)
    When I was young, the United States of America was still known by that name but Russia was called the Union of Soviet Socialist Republics. Ronald Reagan called them the Evil Empire and in 1984 he "outlawed Russia forever." This was odd because they weren't called Russia then. They were the Union of Soviet Socialist Republics. Throughout the latter part of the 20th Century both countries built nuclear warheads like they were going out of style - the bigger the better. It seemed pointless to build such monsterous weapons in order to kill such fragile animals as human beings. As any sociopath can tell you, a simple knife will do.

    Sociopathy never goes out of style. Since those heady Cold War days, Pakistan was seen trotting its atomic weapons down the cat walk. A nuclear device remains the dream of every rogue dictator whose potassium nitrate looks hopelessly passe. Fortunately the gap between desire and possession is not due to the rhetoric of George W. Bush. Complexity and price have done more to limit nuclear proliferation than policies and treaties. Nuclear weapons are god damn hard to make.

    Throughout the decades of the 70s and 80s, the United States and the Soviet Union had honed the art of nuclear arms proliferation. I expressed little interest the nuclear arms race until I recieved my very first paycheck. "TAXES!--What the fuck?" The largest deduction on the check was called "Federal." Suddenly the fiscal policies of the United States government became important to me. "How many fucking bombs do you people need?"

    Many who argued against nuclear proliferation chose a different tactic. Rather than emphasize financial burden, they calculated the ramifications of nuclear war. Peaceniks tallied the number of times the superpowers could blow up the earth then ran around with their hair on fire. The arms race, they shouted, would end all life on this planet. What a bunch of arrogant bastards.

    Only a human could be so self-centered to think that humans have the potential to destroy life on this planet. Sure, they may end human life but organic matter will continue to propagate long after the humans are gone. Bacteria are't going anywhere. Neither are germs nor ciliates nor flagellates nor protozoans. Life is incredibly durable. It will surely survive humanity.

    That durability causes me to believe that if life ever existed on Mars, then it's probably still there. Life adapts. It is flexible and changes through time. If there was life on Mars, then it probably followed water underground.


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    By Mark (Wednesday January 07 2004 @ 06:24AM EST)
    I could not believe how excited those people were to examine rocks. What a bunch of GEEKS!
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    By Jeff (Wednesday January 07 2004 @ 09:24AM EST)
    I don't care how much you whine. You're still not allowed to play with the Martian rocks. Now go back to examining your terrestrial minerals....
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    By Mark (Wednesday January 07 2004 @ 10:50AM EST)
    I already have my doubts to as to whether the pictures that I have seen of sedimentary rocks and bedding are the result of lacustrine deposition.
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    By Jeff (Wednesday January 07 2004 @ 01:04PM EST)
    Are you mad? The color, age, and mineralogy of this lacustrine unit strongly suggest a chronocorrelation with an extraterrestrial type of roxana silt, a reddish-brown Martian loess.
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    By Mark (Wednesday January 07 2004 @ 03:42PM EST)
    You are making a bold statement suggesting that the deposits are calcareous in nature. If this is the case, look no further than your back yard (Lancaster County, residents) to find samples of similar nature. Highly improbable in my opinion.
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    By Jeff (Wednesday January 07 2004 @ 05:15PM EST)
    Am I? Fifteen billion years ago, a comet crashed into the surface of Mars. The impact drove chunks of Martian rock into space. In 1984 one of those chunks was found in Antartica, meteorite ALH84001. Its surface is coated with calcareous pinnacles.
    A nano-bodies sample from Turkey's Lake Van (left) appears very similar to one found on ALH84001 (right).

    Your obvious protestation is this: were those deposits formed on Mars or were they formed on Earth after the meteor struck the terrestrial surface?
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    By Jeff (Friday January 09 2004 @ 09:21PM EST)
    Jeff's case is strengthened, Mark's???--not so much.
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    By Anonymous (Wednesday January 07 2004 @ 01:06PM EST)
    What does the Good Book say about life on Mars? I want to know which Biblical verses will be trotted out to explain any new neighbors.
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    By John Galt (Wednesday January 07 2004 @ 01:40PM EST)
    Two words - Penal Colony...
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    By Cher (Wednesday January 07 2004 @ 02:44PM EST)
    Hey, it worked for Australia!
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    By Tom (Wednesday January 07 2004 @ 04:09PM EST)
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    By John Galt (Wednesday January 07 2004 @ 05:39PM EST)
    I didn't say Penile Colony...
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