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Having Fun with Yourself and Saving the Species While You're At It - Disputations
Posted by Tom (Friday June 20 2003 @ 12:18PM EDT)
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A synedoche is a part of speech wherein a part of something is used as a reference for the whole. Using Washington or Moscow or London to refer to their respective nations or "Fifty keels plowed the deep" when fifty ships are meant. In a similar way we often take the structure of part of a thing to explain the behavior of the organism. The male penis is clearly shaped for its purpose and based on the frequency of Y and X chromosome jokes on the web, difference in structure and occurence between the X and Y chromosomes has long been a fuel for pop social science.
To say there's a new study in genetics is like pointing out that it is raining in the Northeast (U.S) but the hot news this week was further sequencing of the Y chromosome and some new explanations for its survival. Yes survival. Evidently, the Y chromosome, which determines maleness has been losing genes at an alarming rate over the last hundred millenia. This is largely due to the fact that the Y-chromosome does not swap genetic material with the X's and so over time the accumulation of errors erases functioning genes. The suprise this week is that the Y-chromosome appears to repair damage by swapping material with itself. The are certain palindromic sequences e.g., "Able was I ere I saw Elba" that say the same thing left-to-right and right-to-left that run throughout the Y-chromosome and facilitate this repair. The following links can give you all the technical detail you might want, but in the short and I'm quoting here, the way the Y-chromosome survives is by bending over, and "having sex with itself." This will come as no news to the mothers of teenage boys (or the wives of grown men) but to have Onanism validated by science indicates that the march of progresss continues.
On a side note, the preserved genetic differences on the Y-chromosome mean that the genomic gap between men and women may be more pronounced, possibly on the order of 1 - 2% and therefore given the small gap between people and chimps, that men may be as close to male chimps as they are to women of their own species. Stay tuned on that one.
And while I'm overinterpreting data, I find it curious that the number of google results from "y chromosome jokes" and "x chromosome jokes" to closely follow the same male:female (49:51) ratio found in the U.S. Hmmmm, indeed.
NY Times -- Men's Survival Secret
Nature -- Having Sex with Itself
Y-Chromosome Map
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By Jeff (Friday June 20 2003 @ 01:23PM EDT)
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So when I take matters into my own hands and wax the carrot, bop the bishop, choke the chicken, jerk the gherkin, milk the bull, polish the sword, dishonorably discharge, engage in hand to hand combat with the purple helmeted warrior, lower the census count, make nut butter, fight a one man tug-o-war, pull the goalie, fly solo, menage a moi, hold the sausage hostage, flog the dog, date Miss Michigan, yank the crank or choke Charlie 'till he pukes it's all for the good of humanity...?
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By Jeff (Friday June 20 2003 @ 01:52PM EDT)
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[OFF TOPIC]
Here's a google cached copy of Orrin Hatch's website. Scroll down to "My Utah Search" and (WHEN NOBODY IS LOOKING) click on the link.
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Enlighten me, Marge
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The most formidable weapon against errors of any kind is reason.
-- Thomas Paine
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We Did Our Job!
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