I Want My WMD - Blog Day Afternoon Posted by Jeff (Monday June 02 2003 @ 11:45PM EDT)

The Bush Administration has searched high and low for Iraqi Weapons of Mass Destruction. So far all efforts have yielded nothing. The president has begged our patience but fsck that shit. I went to the Defense Department to see what exactly is delaying this search... LEAD INVESTIGATOR: President Bush did claim the Iraqis possessed 25,000 liters of anthrax and 38,000 liters of botulinum toxin, but this... no, no, this is a German. Not a germ -- a German. Yes, it would suck to have Billy Bee Honey Mustard squirted in your eye balls, but the president said mustard gas! We're looking for five hundred tons of mustard gas. No, I'm sorry that is not small pox. It's um ... well it's gonorrhea. And that tissue sample is your penis. How do I know? Well, your pants are at your ankles and you're holding John Thomas... You found this where?--in Northern Iraq. Interesting. Um, and you paid how much for this information? ... Seriously, do you even know what a nerve agent is? Look, I can't even imagine what Saddam Hussein would have done with 50,000 tons of Sara Gilbert. Where would he put them all? Hold on, hold on. sshhh! Repeat after me: sah-rin. sarin. SARIN. SARIN!!!

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By KIng of All Blogs (Tuesday June 03 2003 @ 07:41AM EDT)

Put this in an envelope and mail it to four weeks ago when I might of cared. The war is OVER, we WON, now send me my tax cut!

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By Cher (Tuesday June 03 2003 @ 11:39AM EDT)

That's right - that statue came down. We won. I wonder why our troops keep dying then. Hmmmmm.

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By King of All Blogs (Tuesday June 03 2003 @ 01:03PM EDT) Get with the program, missy. This war was so last month. Now it's time for Iran to get theirs! POW! Take that Ayatolla Wash-my-johnnie [ reply | parent ]

By Matt (Tuesday June 03 2003 @ 04:16PM EDT) Re-election is the priority. No new Imperialist Conquests for the Neocons until AFTER the election. Condi Rice said so! [ reply | parent ]

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