Is He Live, Or Is He Memorex? - Blog Day Afternoon Posted by Jeff (Friday March 21 2003 @ 01:43PM EST)

Although he contends to detest American culture, Saddam Hussein is clearly familiar with at least one Hollywood production, "The Three Amigos." He has incorporated its final scene into his own survival plan. Hussein has hired at minimum three different people to play the role of himself. This serves to increase the odds of his survival in the event that a Saddam gets shot (or tomahawk missled as the case may be.) Job Title: Saddam [One|Two|Three] Job Description: Have your appearance surgically altered to match that of Saddam Hussein and appear in public on his behalf. And you thought your job sucked.... Given that the odds of striking a Saddam and killing a Hussein is just 25%, the United States is still pondering the effectiveness of their Wednesday night assault on the Saddam Bunker. Some people in the military intelligence are not completely convinced that the guy wearing coke bottled glasses on Iraqi televsion was in fact the real Saddam Hussein. Others are... http://www.philly.com/mld/dailynews/news/local/5443522.htm

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By funkman (Friday March 21 2003 @ 02:10PM EST)

With such doubt and crackpottedness in your commentary - I thought matt was writing this.

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By Jeff (Friday March 21 2003 @ 02:52PM EST) Somehow I can't see Matt playing on the Banana Splits theme song: Four banana, three banana, two banana, one; All bananas playin' in the bright warm sun. Flippin' like a pancake, popping like a cork; Fleegle, Bingo, Drooper an' Snork [ reply | parent ]

By Jeff (Monday March 24 2003 @ 01:02PM EST)

Follow up: There are zillions of conflicting reports with regard to the health (or its complete absense) of Saddam Hussein. My current feeling is that he is still alive. Uday Hussein, on the other hand, may be pushing up the daisies. The Banana Splits show has long been off the air... Anyone have an opinion with regard to the health of Saddam Hussein???

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